The best food-related or Middle-East-related email I have ever received:
‘Humus. Something needs to be done about the humus in the UK. I am eating some that waitrose sell and it tastes like a package holiday to Misr, all these extra bits chucked in to make your taste buds go ‘hmm, maybe next time we’ll go half board’.
We demostrate outside supermarkets that sell infidel humus armed with whole hedges of mint, bags of raw white onion and foul.ok?
STOP DIPPING PRINGLES IN THE HOMS YOU DOUCHEBAGS.’